Every once in a while, senior journalists feel the compulsion to be “reasonable”, to “see the other side”, to “take a balanced view”.
Vir Sanghvi has just been bitten by the bug, against the backdrop of India’s abrupt exit from the T20 World Cup.
Here’s his latest column. And here’s my beef:
Consider the case of a public limited company. People invest in them – literally. They put their hard-earned money in them, unlike in the case of the cricket team [What precisely is our investment in our team? The time we spend before the TV screen, sipping beer?]. When a company does badly, people sell their stock, hammer down its value. Fair enough – that is how markets work, and to extend that analogy, if non-performing players are dumped by their employers, namely the BCCI, that is how professional sport should work, too [Funnily enough, we bitch about non-performance, but try dropping one and suddenly half the country is burning effigies – but let that be for now].
But even at the height of the stock market crash, how many instances can you recall of the houses of company honchos and their family and relatives being demolished? None? I thought not.
Okay, how many effigies were burnt? Again, none?
Fine — how many stories were crafted out of thin air, suggesting that the company’s poor performance was due to factionalism and feuding, because the CEO and CFO weren’t seeing eye to eye? The answer is, surprise, surprise, none.
All of the above and more has happened to various members of the national cricket team – and Vir says, fair enough, the public is holding them accountable? You mean the same public that takes the loss of sizeable portions of their life’s savings with far more equanimity?
No one is suggesting that teams and players are above criticism; some would even say I’ve spent a good part of a decade playing perennial scold.
But where is the ‘legitimate criticism’? For 48 hours before the World Cup, the only thing you saw in the media was the story of the rift between Dhoni and Sehwag; of how Sehwag had ‘hidden’ an injury so he could have an all expenses paid holiday with wife and child, etc.
That is the ‘criticism’ Vir wants the cricketers to take, because after all they are making millions off us?
The day after the defeat, what we saw were news clips running in endless loop of Dhoni effigies being burnt — effigies prepared and the burning orchestrated by media groups uncaring of how dangerous the knock-on effects of such “spontaneous” reactions could be.
Remember this?

We are like this only.../AP
“Yes, the English are more restrained. The Australians are more mature. But show me an England or Australia player who makes the kind of money that Dhoni does and I will concede the parallel.”
Okay. Per the latest contracts, Ricky Ponting will make $1.3 million a year. Not Dhoni territory, but a fair chunk of chump change [And I am not factoring in what Ricky makes with his endorsements, and also what he makes off the IPL etc]. That amount is in fact much more than the Indian player gets per his official contract. How many effigies were burnt when Oz got dumped in the first round, again?
When Brazil failed to make the final round of the World Cup, I don’t recall anyone writing articles asking if the country was “unreasonably obsessed” with soccer. Yet, man for man, the Brazilian’s obsession with soccer is way more than the Indian’s obsession with cricket — that business of one billion fans is pure crap, by the way; less than a quarter of that number – and that is an optimistic estimate – seriously follow cricket.
I tend normally to ignore such ‘think pieces’ – but the problem here is that it institutionalizes a dangerous, and spreading, mindset.
Consider the same article, in précis form: Cricketers make millions. Somehow [let’s not sweat inconvenient details

...When we are not like this
here] we are the ones who put those millions in their pockets, therefore [again let us not too closely examine the causal chain] it is our money those guys are living high off the hog on.
Therefore, they are answerable to us.
And hence, when they do not satisfy our demands, anything we do to them — from booing to stoning their homes and attacking their families — is “fair enough”.
That is a reasonable summation of Vir’s argument. And with due respect to a senior journalist of considerable pedigree and achievement, that is pure crap.
“I lost a game of tennis, nobody died,” Boris Becker famously said after his second round defeat at Wimbledon circa 1987. Exactly. As my friend Salil Tripathi wrote, our reaction to defeat says more about us than about the team we are reacting to – and what it says is not complementary.
PostScript: Here’s George Binoy, on the mercurial nature of the Indian fan.
Dhoni understands our relationship, though. We’ve been through it all together: the despair of our 2007 World Cup campaign, the delirious celebrations after the World Twenty20 that year – did you see us jam the roads of Mumbai when they returned from South Africa? Dhoni understands us and remembers. “It’s not the first time it has happened to me or the Indian team,” he said. “When expectations are so high, these are the reactions you get. If they didn’t boo, that would have been unusual from the crowd today.”
We’ll be watching them in the West Indies too. Waiting for an opportunity to cheer madly again.
And just for one last aside on the tangential topic of cricket criticism: Amit Varma of India Uncut and My Friend Sancho in a recent email thread narrated a priceless cricket anecdote relating to a game Pakistan had lost. Apparently the local journalists were on Inzamam’s case; one in particular stood up and produced a long litany of all that Inzamam should have done that he did not do, and all that he did not do that he should not have done.
At the end of his harangue, apparently recalling that he was supposed to be asking questions, the journo tailed off with ‘Aapne yeh sab kyun nahin kiya?‘
To which Inzy — and even without having been there, you can picture the man responding, with the deadest of dead pans — replied: Aapne yeh sab pehle kyun nahin bathaya?