You're the one that I want
The nice thing about being a print/internet journalist, as opposed to a television commentator like my friend Harsha Bhogle, is that having hair is not an additional qualification.
Baldness was never an issue for me, therefore — until I saw this pic.
Goddamit! Always wanted a tatoo, but never found one that was fun enough to be worth the trouble and pain — till I saw this. And now it turns out the one thing I want is the one thing I cannot have. 
Hmm… how about if I do this with my beard? [Pic from here]
And here’s some other art that’s way cool — but again, the problem is I don’t have the necessary, what’s the word? — infrastructure.
