If while urinating there is noise then man will enjoy happiness If there is no noise then one will become poor in later life If urine falls clockwise in two three or four streams respectively then one becomes a king. Those who urinate in a dispersed manner face poverty Only single stream urination will make one very beautiful but without children Drop by drop urination will make one very learned If there are bubbles while urination person is potent.
Update: Oh, hey, and when you are done examining your bodily fluid to see if it contains the bubbles of potency, use what remains to power your home, your car, your lawn-mower, whatever.
Man, think of all those oil-rich Sheikhs. One day, they have the keys to the mint. Next day, anyone can piss himself a fortune after chugging down a six pack of Coors. [Link courtesy Hemant Puthli].