My mother once came home from work howling in glee over a leave application one of her colleagues had submitted for her “kind consideration and favorable action”. It read, in relevant part: “Dear most respected madam: As my wife is dangerous and I am the only husband to look after her, I request… et cetera.”
On a related note, I found this in my mailbox just now:
With due respect, I Submit few lines for your kind consideration. I Have come to know through reliable
that you are devoted service for the well being of human rights.
I Have poor family my children are going his school and college.
If you would not help us then Education will remain incompletely.
Incidentally I may Submit that I Have a large . poor family .
Therefore there is nofinancial support for me.please financial help me ,I will not only be a great relief to a poor family but will also be a great act of charity on your honour part. I am waiting your favourable reply.
I Respect you please help mefor purpose of this letter and not disappoint me.