From the dept of hahahaha

Tomorrow, HRD Minister Smriti Irani will release the results of a government survey on top universities. The survey will say that India’s two best universities are JNU and Hyderabad University.

You could wiggle out of that one by suggesting that surveys are always subjective, except that its findings are validated by the National Institutions Ranking Framework — a body created by Ms Irani’s ministry last year.

The date of the survey is not — unfortunately for the “nest of anti-nationals who engage in politics and do not study” brigade — April 1.