“Who are you?” Steve Wozniak (played by Seth Rogan) asks Steve Jobs (Michael Fassbender) in the midst of an incandescent argument in the Danny Boyle-helmed biopic on the Apple founder. “What do you do?”
The questions are equally central to any exploration, fictional or otherwise, of the life and times of Mohammad Azharuddin.
Who was he? More crucially, *what* was he?
Those are precisely the questions that, as the end credits roll after 132 minutes of run-time, remain unanswered in Azhar, the movie.
An extensive disclaimer at the start suggests that the movie is ‘loosely’ based on incidents in the life of Indian cricketer Mohammad Azharuddin, but does not purport to be a true, factual narrative.
Fair enough. In a biopic, accuracy is nice to have, but it is not mandatory. To insist on verisimilitude is to confuse biopic with biography.
At its best, a sports biopic work as allegory, the story of its protagonist providing a cue to explore the pulls and the pressures, the physical, emotional and moral conflicts that occur deep within what premier sportswriter Gary Smith once called “the furnace of the sporting psyche.”
The story of Azhar was an unparalleled opportunity to explore the perplexing duality of one of modern cricket’s most fascinating characters, to probe the darkness behind the trademark mirrored shades that became as much a signature of the cricketer as his india-rubber wrists. But thanks to a narrative that is quintessentially Bollywood in its formulaic absurdity, it is an opportunity that writer Rajat Arora and director Tony D’Souza miss by several parasangs.
The set-up montage begins with a ‘Manoj’ preparing to tell to tape the story of fixing in cricket, cut to Azharuddin one boundary hit away from a century in his 99th — and as it turned out, last — Test appearance, cut to adoring crowds, cut to the designer tie being knotted over the square amulet that was his talisman, cut to the head of the cricket board telling Azhar that his name has surfaced in match-fixing allegations, cut to a CBI raid, cut to public anger expressed in flaming effigies and shattered glass windows, cut to friends-turned-rats fleeing the sinking ship…
The film uses a court case as its narrative device — and risibly descends into broad caricature.
Appearing for Azhar is his childhood friend ‘Reddy’ (Kunal Roy Kapur), who is initially reluctant to take the case and who undergoes his moment of epiphany when Azhar declaims: ‘Jinke paas dost nahin hota, unke paas kuch nahin hota’. You can almost hear the trumpets heralding the ‘punch dialogue’ moment that Bollywood has borrowed from Tamil cinema’s overheated template.
Arrayed against the plaintiff is Meera (Lara Dutta), a London-based hotshot lawyer with a reputation for shredding her courtroom opponents.
One example suffices to show the imbecilic nature of the ‘court proceedings’. Early on, Meera showcases her forensic skills by playing a video for the court. Azhar is shown walking back to the pavilion as the scoreboard shows ‘9’ against his name. Follows another shot, again of Azhar walking back, this time after scoring just one.
‘What is your score?’ declaims Meera, pointing an accusing, and freshly-painted, fingernail at Azhar. ‘Sirf ek run. Aapka sach aapka score bata raha hai!’. Cue dramatic music, in case anyone in the sparse audience missed the telling point that has just been made.
To which Reddy — who spends most of his court time in a state of advanced catatonia — responds by showing a close up of the same dismissal. Azhar, it turns out, had edged the ball on which he had been given out LBW. And Perry Mason was spotted revolving rapidly in his grave.
The sequence foreshadows what is to follow — the film is an extended (and amateurishly executed) justification of acts the real-life Azhar has consistently denied committing. It also sums up everything that is wrong with the movie, which in its essence is a series of unimaginative set-piece sequences strung together on a timeline of sorts, and driven by characters whose arcs are foreshortened and who are stripped of both character and motivation, while the narrative itself has been flattened with a steam iron and purged of any semblance of nuance, of insight, of motivation.
Key scenes play out in flat dialogue or overt symbolism. The romantic sequences — first with Prachi Desai playing Azhar’s first wife Noureen as a one-dimensional woman whose emotional arc begins with the simper and ends with the tear, and then with Nargis Fakhri, who portrays Sangeeta Bijlani as an outsize pout on legs — play as bathos as unsubtle as the Emraan kiss is predictable.
As for the false climax in the courtroom and the big reveal at the end, the forced justification of the court verdict (intercut, for over-the-top dramatic effect, with vignettes from his final Test innings) and the absurd rationalization of the character’s defining act are a stretch too far, even making due allowance for fiction.
The tagline of the film invites us to ‘Love him. Hate him. Judge him’, but forgets that in order to do that, it is necessary first to understand him.
In an eloquent summation of the dilemma of every cricket fan who has followed Azharuddin’s career, Rohit Brijnath wrote:
‘He was my favourite because no sportsman ever made me struggle so much, no Indian athlete demanded so much inner debate, no cricketer so confused the senses. As a writer you’d compose a paragraph, delete it, try again, delete, unable to suitably capture his character, explain his motivations.’
That is the essence of Mohammad Azharuddin — he defied all attempts to understand him, to put him in some conveniently prefabricated box.
As a batsman, he was sui generis. He played with the lightest bat of his era, using boneless wrists to transform it into a toreador’s banderilla with which he inflicted on opposing bowlers the death of a thousand cuts.
Krishna Prasad, the current editor of Outlook magazine, once asked the supreme West Indies stylist Viv Richards who he most admired among his peers. “Azhar,” was the instant response.
“Azhar,” was the instant response. “The shots everyone else plays, even Sachin, I can reproduce. But Azhar, maan, the man was magic — whisk, whisk, whisk… I have no idea how he does the things he does.”
The Proteas all-rounder Lance Klusener suffered more than most at the hands of Azhar, his personal nightmare beginning in his debut Test in December 1996, when Azhar picked him off for five consecutive fours. (If you want one stroke that typifies the genius of Azhar, watch from 0:30 of this video: The ball is a perfect yorker, bowled from wide of the crease, swinging in and angling on the base of middle stump. “Where’s the ball?” asks commentator Harsha Bhogle in apt summation as Azhar flexes those magic wrists and improbably, directs it to the mid-wicket boundary.) , the Proteas all-rounder Lance Klusener, who went for five fours in an over on debut in Kolkata, and then again for eight fours in two overs in the midst of an incredible Azhar assault in Durban, put it more simply: “It is like bowling to a revolving door,” he said in exasperation overlaid with reluctant admiration.
Klusener, who was to suffer again in the course of a brutal post-lunch assault at Newlands, Cape Town, when Azhar took him for eight fours in two overs, summed up the exasperated admiration of bowlers everywhere when he said, “It is like bowling at a revolving door.”
In the field, he was equally a prototype — all drooping arms, hunched shoulders and a deconstructed shamble that was the very antithesis of the athlete. And then the ball would come his way, and for that one instant — while he held on to an improbable catch in the slips or intercepted a fierce strike in the covers — he would uncoil in a demonstration of supreme athleticism as fleeting as it was mesmeric.
If Azhar the batsman captivated us, it is Azhar the man who challenged our beliefs, our values, our biases and prejudices, and defied all attempts at categorization. By all accounts, he was a simple lad from a middle-class family who doted on his mother and idolised, even fetishised, his grandfather. His first few years in the game were characterised as much by a painful shyness and hyper-politeness as by his inimitable style of batting. Opponents lauded his impeccable on-field manners; friends and even strangers spoke of his instinctive generosity; the personal narrative revolved around his devotion to his wife and two young sons.
Then came the pivotal plot-point in the Azhar saga when, in the early 1990s, an in-your-face flamboyance began to typify both his batting and his off-field persona — a period when he produced innings of unimaginable splendor as diligently as he acquired flash cars, designer suits and the ultimate accoutrement, a Bollywood B-list starlet on his arm.
“I want to write about a fellow who was two fellows,” RL Stevenson said, of the impulse that drove him to churn out The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde over three days and nights of frenetic creativity.
He could have been speaking of Azhar — the polite, well-mannered ‘gentleman cricketer’ who once, in Sharjah, lifted his shoeless foot onto the table and began to clip his toenails in the midst of a press conference.
Which was the real Azhar? What triggered that metamorphosis? Was it as simple as the need for money to fuel the flamboyant lifestyle he had adopted and to pamper his inamorata, as urban legend says? Or did it speak to some deep flaw, some hidden fault-line of character, that crumbled under the searing pressure of mass adulation?
Azhar’s story is at its core the tale of lost innocence — the innocence of the player, the innocence of the unnumbered fans who invested in his magic, the innocence of a sport that had shed its shady origins and reinvented itself as ‘the gentleman’s game’. And it is this that makes Azhar a natural for a biopic.
What we get, instead, is an amateurish fan-pic intended to sell us an ex post facto justification — one, moreover, that defies both common sense and logic, and is as half-hearted and ineffective as Tom Sawyer whitewashing the fence. What we are left with is a bland, badly-set soufflé of Bollywood tropes, without a soul.
(A version of this review was first published on Rediff.com on Friday 13th May)
Cricket was tantamount to religion back in the untainted day, and the idea that some of our heroes were thieves was a crushing one, one the sport never quite bounced back from.
It was at this point, before I pored over salacious transcripts of sting operations and read up a CBI report as if my graduation depended on it, that I wondered what would happen to those sublime wrists, wrists that carved poetry across the fields, and what handcuffs would do to them.
For, to naive teenaged me, it was unthinkable that Azhar not be jailed. Not merely banned and disgraced but imprisoned, for fraud and perjury and whatever they could throw at him, because what Azhar did was unforgivable.
As the transcripts came out and the probes went deeper, it became clear that Azhar, with those glorious wrists weighed down by designer watches, had fixed matches, had taken money, and had confessed to doing so in his own words, on tape and later in writing — I remember reading a long, rambling fax he had handwritten and sent to then wife Sangeeta Bijlani.
And this pitch-perfect summation from a spoiler-laced Bharadwaj Rangan review:
Any film tackling the story of the cricketer – even one as timid as this one, which opens with a disclaimer as long as the Constitution of India – must field two questions. Did he do it? If so, why? (And if not, why was he framed?) But Azhar isn’t interested in getting into Azhar’s head. It just wants to get into his good books.