Until gravity do us part

I have got, as you know from this post yesterday, weddings on my mind. So this story, and related video below:

And then they came back to earth — which could be an ironic if unintended commentary on the state of the institution.

Elsewhere: I now pronounce you man and wife — you may kiss the bride take her temperature.

And closer to home, frogs are getting married, bringing fresh hope to those farmers who have not yet committed suicide in the region. Note incidentally that the frogs are being picked up from different ponds, presumably to prevent the possibility of incest.


‘Your presence is our present’

Just received three wedding invitations in the post, two of which have variants on the subject line above.

Sadly, none of the invitations I received was this. Or even this: