Is it just me, or is there something faintly ludicrous about pieces such as this one by Simon Barnes?
Flintoff came on as first change and made it his business to change all that. It was extraordinary the difference he made as soon as he came into the attack. The game’s intensity was instantly racked up. In the day’s most compelling passage of play, he came at Hughes with total ferocity and he instantly made it personal.
He turned it into a duel. He pulled rank and told Hughes that he was still wet behind the ears. He intimidated Hughes with his sense of authority. He also intimidated with such things as pace and bounce, with short balls intended to scramble the senses.
True, James Anderson and Stuart Broad had also been bowling with pace and purpose, but Hughes had no problem with them. It was the way Flintoff made such a set at him that made the difference.
Mind you, he also had a crack at Simon Katich. This was the one that got away, an impossibly sharp caught and bowled chance, the meaty hand grasping it with two or three fingers — for a second it was there — but it squeezed out almost reluctantly and fell to the ground. Sometimes Flintoff will turn himself into a Rodin statue, holding a vigorous pose to indicate extremes of emotion. There he stood, legs planted wide apart, head bowed, hands clasping head: Freddie Agonistes. It would have been a different day for all had that one stuck.
But he got his man. He got the upstart Hughes, befuddling him and inducing an inside edge, and a rather good catch from Matt Prior. Cue the next Rodin statue — legs once more straddled, chest inflated like a bellows, arms wide, hands high, no smile, gaze level: Freddie Rex. The entire team were ignited with hope and belief. Nothing to do but watch the next wicket fall.
You can almost hear the trumpets blare, the drums roll through every one of those 303 words [I counted].
Bloody hell, mate — for all that regal flourish, Flintoff got one wicket. One. Of a greenhorn playing his third Test, and his first Ashes.
It’s only just now that I got some breathing space from the usual Friday madness to check the scores — judging by the way an Australian team that is clearly way past its peak is going, England is going to need a heck of a lot more than one solitary talisman held together with rubber bands and string: it needs eleven talismen. Scan the horizon, and there seems nary the signs of one.
Right, I’m done and dusted for the week; see you Monday, with Bhim and all else.